Ben Bernanke is like an economist on a misty morning, because he hasn’t the foggiest clue.

“I put two bricks side by side in the grass and called it a race. Neither one mo…”

“In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink o…”

“His breath smelled like a one-inch tall man wearing stinky socks used his tongu…”

“A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state …”