Ben had never seen another hotel quite like The Mandrake. The valets were all dressed like Roman Centurions, the Doorman was dressed like Caesar, and the bellmen all had dark blue business suits and Donald Trump wigs.

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“I fill my life with speech, but not with people who are truly listening.”

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustac…”

“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape…”