Between was and is you’ll find me—but most of the time you’ll only find me in pictures.

“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chamel…”

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind…”

“A writer edits his thoughts more thoroughly the more readers he has. You can te…”

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”