Birds ate my face. Auteur: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “Honey, times like this, it helps to think of yourself as a sofa or a newspaper,…” “It's because we're so trapped in our culture, in the being of being human on th…” “Inside the hole, the red lips say, ”we all grew up with the same television sho…” “A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.”