Bitch, this is a gun... Auteur: Janet Evanovich Copy Quote More from Janet Evanovich “Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping.” “I smell vampire" -Lula"You're a Nut" -Stephine"Well I smell something." -Lula"M…” “How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in …” “He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said.“I’m leaving for the airport in two seco…”