Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And …”

“I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.”

“Me and a group of friends meeting in private to bond and have fun may appear to…”

“My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.”