Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them.

“If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I hav…”

“My ball sack is like a bubblegum bubble, only with slightly less bubblegum flav…”

“I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I tho…”

“It’s better to err on the side of more, than less, except if you’re talking abo…”