Books are portable companions. But so are midgets.

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sa…”

“3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely sa…”

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”