Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'
Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

“CUSTOMER: Is your mother around ?BOOKSELLER: ... I run this bookshop.CUSTOMER: …”

“CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed. (Pause) I wonder who signed the…”

“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Di…”

“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to b…”