Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be gre…”

“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, el…”

“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort s…”

“-Do you see that?
-Yeah, what is it?
-That’s the truth.
-How can you tell it’s …”