Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to build the homeless people homes? Oh yeah, because that’s not the sort of smart decision DC makes.


“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two…”

“A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, …”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

“It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.”