Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their greedy pockets with cash, when we could load them up with bricks and find out how good of swimmers they are?


“If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.”

“Brown ties are barely even good enough to wipe my ass with.”

“-You don’t want to come out and celebrate with me tonight? What’s more importan…”

“I tried turning the table on my opposition, but the table was circular, and I w…”