Broke is a relative term, like sister, cousin, or Uncle Sam.


“I wanted to make her a greeting card, but as far as I got was folding the paper…”

“You don’t need gale force winds to push you in the right direction. No, all you…”

“I put a saddle on my salad, and I rode my horseradish to Rhode Island, where I …”

“I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great…”