Burn my eyebrows and call me Bette. But if I’ve got eyebrows, don’t call me Bette—call me Davis. Then let’s make love like The Bad Sister.

“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much yo…”

“If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time trav…”

“It’s a cliff, and I’ll jump, Don’t call it a bluff, or call my bluff. And don’t…”

“I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know …”