Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

“She says, "I'll swear by the rose tattooed on my ass, that old man raped me."He…”

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come ba…”

“I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him fo…”

“That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than s…”