Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.

“There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who C…”

“I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
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“I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.”

“I remember one time some guy put caviar in my omelet, and I had to complain say…”