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“This is passive-aggression in action.”

“A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are bein…”

“You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in…”

“Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. I prayed for wind…”