By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.

“On a scale of 1-10, I'd probably be considered obese. Though I weigh much more …”

“I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a s…”

“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that r…”

“Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…
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