Cake and tea or death? Auteur: Eddie Izzard Copy Quote More from Eddie Izzard “Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsk…” “If you commit perjury I don't care. Don't give a shit. I don't think you should…” “You say ‘erbs, and we say herbs… because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it!” “You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!”