Cake is not the issue here.

“He couldn't remember having been seventeen; it was something that must have hap…”

“Where's my daddy?Is that my daddy?It goes, "I fink, derefore I am. I fink." It …”

“The stories never said why she was wicked. It was enough to be an old woman, en…”

“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. M…”