Call me Clyde. Call me Dale. Call me a Clydesdale.

“Poor Chad. Not the country, but the guy. Oh, and the country’s poor too. I feel…”

“Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my b…”

“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK…”

“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”