Call me Sweet Rivers. I’ll be by the lake if you need me.

“10% ago I was 90% unsure of what I didn’t want to do. Now I’m just 33.3% sure t…”

“I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign mysel…”

“A great gift would be a cheap pen, mounted on a wooden plaque, with the accompa…”

“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”