Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.

“If you’re tired of taking one step forward and two steps back, just turn around…”

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it be…”

“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.”