Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.

“I am but a flower. Do with me what thou wilt.”

“Last night I snuck an orchestra into the elevator at my apartment. We made elev…”

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a too…”

“We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.
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