Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.

“It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon.…”

“Question for your life: If love covered as much of the earth’s surface as the o…”

“I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.”

“A brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by ab…”