Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to argue?

“A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over an…”

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”

“I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great…”