Catholic, Episcopalian, I won’t have sects with you.

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I…”

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”

“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of li…”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”