Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t ask me why.

“I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a uni…”

“Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be be…”

“I can do a week in a weekend. That’s not how efficient I am, that’s how little …”

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”