Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shopping. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “As we were walking home the other night, Orafoura turned to me and said, “Were …” “This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work…” “I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.” “My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”