Christ," I exclaimed. "We cannot roadtrip to Paris!

“I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought hats" - Christian”

“I don't balance you like you need.""What the hell does that mean?" he exclaimed…”

“Aaron would never make up anything like that.”"That's because Aaron doesn't say…”

“And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowbo…”