Christ was the son, I am a magnifying glass, and you are an ant.

“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your…”

“Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.”

“A brick could be used to prop open the door to my heart. But you might not want…”

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”