Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.

“A brick would make a great stocking stuffer at Christmas—especially if you chis…”

“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”

“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. Th…”

“I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Or…”