College has given me the confidence I need to fail.


“A pack of people came to see me. I say a pack because they were werewolves.”

“I’ll beat you with a ladder, so in my defense I can say, “I didn’t hit him! Loo…”

“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try …”

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”