Come buy from me what you could rent elsewhere. Like a Like button or a wiggly wrench—or donuts that yesterday would have been free at the store next to mine.

“Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that pol…”

“Don’t be surprised if I try to stab you with a club sandwich sword. I will defe…”

“Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many m…”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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