Compliment but do not covet. Auteur: Christopher Moore Copy Quote More from Christopher Moore “Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he cam…” “That's it, said Cavuto. You're too much of a nerd to be gay. I'm contacting the…” “Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like …” “Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?”