Conquer or die.

“Back up shall we? When my brother, the crazy chicken warrior, turned into a fal…”

“She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her…”

“So I took her hand, and I don't know what everybody else heard, but to me it so…”

“Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener…”