Control your temper, or it will control you. Sometimes even remotely, like a toy car. Christmas is coming up, and for only $44.44 I’ll sell you a gift that would be perfect for the child in your life.

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“A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the…”

“This book has nothing to do with cats. Or mice. Or self-motivation. This book i…”

“A stranger left a white jacket, and it’s tempting for me to grab it, put it on,…”