Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds while wearing adult diapers.

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet du…”

“It’s hard to type with gloves on. It’s also hard to type with just an erection.…”

“In my dream I was a seal, and I made love to a seagull. Then I got eaten by a s…”

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the …”