Courage is a commodity I sell in times of peace. But then my father was a chicken farmer.

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”

“My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.
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“If love had two wings and rhymed with “mutter-lie,” could I be your caterpillar…”

“Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”