Damn Disney

“The spider literally looks into my eyes and sends me spider telepathy. He says,…”

“Electrical shivers shoot up my leg. And my knee is such a slut!She likes it! Sh…”

“She shocks the hell out of me when she asks, "Did you get engaged, Jade? She lo…”

“When his shirt hit the floor, I'm pretty sure my judgment walked right out the …”