Darlin’, the last time I walked into a mall was two presidents ago.” I stared at him in shock. Then I asked, “Is that even possible?” “I got a dick and I was single so, yeah, it’s possible.

“You’re unbelievable,” I snapped.“I’m yours.”That socked me in the gut too, so h…”

“Luke came to me and took the gun out of my hand. “I need to find a way to erase…”

“I pulled out my cell, flipped it opened and said Hank’s name into the phone. It…”

“Oh Lord,” Shirleen groaned, sitting down. “First she wants to be a rock star no…”