Dead men’s fingernails make lovely shallow-grave shovels.

“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my wr…”

“A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage …”

“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “S…”

“Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those peopl…”