Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be forced to alert the authorities.

“Words failed me at the precise moment I thought I was passing my vocabulary tes…”

“Read people by their surroundings, their personally designed environments. Like…”

“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, …”

“I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.”