Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.

“Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, …”

“A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the…”

“A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage…”

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”