Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.

“Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just…”

“Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the r…”

“I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.”

“Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually…”