Death is like bedtime—we all want to put it off until tomorrow. But when you’re going to bed, I’m just getting up, Lazarus style.

“I wrote a song called "Stinky Sodomite." It isn't a pop song, a historical song…”

“I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, be…”

“What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think o…”

“I’m not just a guy’s guy. I also have a mom.”