Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as surely as a rich man.

“I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.”

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy…”

“I would wash my clothes in the aquarium, but there’s a shark in the tank, and a…”

“This is my logo for Hannah”