Death—I’m a nonmember for life.

“My grandpa never read the newspaper. Not because he was particularly optimistic…”

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”

“The pros and cons of being a criminal: Pros—are cons that haven’t been caught. …”