Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...

“Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent br…”

“You could buy individual boxes of detergent and fabric softener, even bleach, a…”

“I sensed weeping and salvation in the air, two of my least favorite things.”

“Honey, I know you like to take a drink, and that's all right, but be forewarned…”