Deep down, I’m an introvert. However, high up, I’m an extrovert.

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”

“I like a man who pauses to reflect, while pausing in the mirror to reflect. I c…”

“When I describe love to an emotional Helen Keller, I usually say it has four le…”

“If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot…”